Luxurietta Coffee

The Members Only
Exclusive Coffee Club

Pure Indulgence 









Introductory Offer

Are you serious about your coffee?

Would you like to rub shoulders with the rich and famous?

For the first time in seventeen years
And for a strictly limited period
We are inviting applications from genuine coffee lovers
To join our exclusive coffee community
Without the need for a personal referral from an existing member

This will be done on a first-come, first-served basis
And subject to remaining availability

To avoid any long waiting times with our standard vetting procedure
Click on the Fast-track button below

Luxurietta Cupcakes

Why are celebrities going crazy for Luxurietta Cupcakes?

What is all the fuss about?

One thing is for sure
With our magical mystery ingredient
It is likely that you’ve never tasted anything like it

For a delightful taste of sheer indulgence
Come on in
But remember
There’s no going back













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"There is no Luxurietta Coffee!"


...But on a Serious Note



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